What’s up, swimmers?! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! YAY FOR BEING GAY!
This morning, I woke up and felt like making some silly number memes about being queer! Keep scrolling to find out which “dandy digit” best describes you, and don’t worry—if you’re straight, you can still play! Perhaps you’ll discover something about yourself… 😉
A little homo-housekeeping:
1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ — This coming Thursday, June 6th (6/6), I’m teaching a FREE WORKSHOP ON REPEATING NUMBERS! Have you ever been curious about “angel” numbers? Do you love catching 11:11 on the clock, but aren’t sure what to make of it? Have you ever wanted to hang out with me on Zoom? Come to this hour-long class (from 4-5pm PST) and have some questions answered!
📚🌈✨ — If you’re looking to read something queer this month, check out my PRIDE PICKS on Bookshop.org! There’s a little bit of everything—romance, historical fiction, fantasy, memoir, YA. Lemme know what speaks to you, and feel free to send over any recs that you think I might like!
🍎🧺🃏 — Want to support a queer creator and snag a super rad new tarot deck? Back THE MAGIC PANTRY TAROT by Numinous Spirit Press on Kickstarter! It combines deck creator Cedar McCloud’s personal experience as a home cook who loves food with their signature brightly hued watercolor paintings and thoughtful, multicultural approach to Tarot symbolism.
🤔⁉️📈 — Who doesn’t love a good poll, amiright? I’m dreaming and scheming on a new course series for this summer, and I need your help! Please answer below and feel free to email me if you’d like to propose a secret third option.
WHICH TYPE OF QUEER ARE YOU?
Learn numerology and hurt your own feelings this pride month!
Calculate your LIFE PATH number by adding all of the digits of your birth & reducing until you get a single digit (i.e. July 7, 1992 is 7+7+1+9+9+2 = 35, 3+5 = 8) OR OR OR for a more playful & performative option, check out your PUBLIC PERSONA number by adding just the month & date (July 7 is 7+7 = 14, 1+4 = 5).
Let me know your “type” in the comments, share with your queer crew & please know these are all in good fun! I’m hurting my own gay feelings too 😉🌈😂









ONE — The One Whose love of the divas—Babs, Judy, Celine—gave them away at an early age
TWO — The One Who had a close-knit, complicated & confusing “friendship” with their high school “bestie”
THREE — The One Who has spent an incalculable amount of hours writing horny gay fanfiction
FOUR — The One Who owns a Subaru & has recently gotten into native plant gardening
FIVE — The One Who uses “summer” as a verb, especially when it comes to Fire Island and P-Town!
SIX — The One Who plays the parental role in their chosen or found family & always has a hug & some sage advice
SEVEN — The One Who almost drowned in teenage angst & yearning, but now runs a popular tarot account on Instagram
EIGHT — The One Who is known for buying a round of drinks for the entire bar & then hooking up in the bathroom
NINE — The One Who was raised by librarians, guidance counselors, English teachers & Drama Club directors
WHICH ONE(S) BEST DESCRIBE YOU?!
Hahaha I actually switched from 6 years of Subaru to Mazda at the beginning of the year 💀